My Internet Night Journey

This is how its begin.. 

Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam,
“What’s wrong with you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.

God said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.
He said, “This person will cook for you and wash your clothes.
She will always agree with every decision you make.
She will bear you children and never ask you to get up in the night to take care of them.
She will not nag, and will be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.
She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed.”

Adam asked God, “What will a woman like this cost?”
God said, “An arm and a leg.”
Adam said, “What can I get for just a rib?”
The rest is history.

Ps: Apa pendapat korang dengan benda nih? Adakah wajar dilawakkan?

There once was an old couple who had been married for thirty years.

Every morning the old boy would wake up and give off an enormous fart, much to his long suffering wife’s annoyance.

“You’ll fart your guts out one of these days,” she always complained.

After a particularly bad week the wife decided to have her revenge and got up early, placing some turkey giblets in the bed next to the old boy’s arse.

While making breakfast downstairs she heard his usual morning fart reverberate through the floorboards followed by a scream.

Twenty minutes later a rather shaken man came downstairs.

“You was right all along Missus,” the old man says, “I finally did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God, and these two fingers, I managed to push ‘em back in!”

Ps: Thats why many people think revenge is sweet. So, lets revenge together.

Pss: Hehe, sesuka hati je diorang wat lawak camni..

Ps: You need to read this joke without telling your cat. Hehe..

Helen’s eyes were not very good, so she usually wore glasses, but when she nineteen and began to go out with a young man, she never wore glasses when she was with him. When he came to the door to take her out, she would take her glasses off, and when she got back home again and he left, she would put them on.

??One day her mother asked her:

??”But Helen, why do you never wear glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to such lovely places in his car, but you can’t see anything. ”

??”Well, mother,” said Helen. “I look prettier to Jim when I’m not wearing my glasses and he looks better to me, too.”

Ps: I just copy from others blog. But i forget who the person of that blog. So far, its nice to share right?

Its not much for me to start something different. But i hope i can do something about my life with this new blog. Hope i can find something different in this blog. I’m still searching at night about something i missing..

Actually. Tak banyak yang aku nak cerita dan sampaikan. Tapi blog ini aku titipkan pada seseorang yang aku rindu dan aku harap beliau baca blog ini walaupun aku tahu potensi untuk beliau baca agak rendah. Beliau adalah buta internet. So, aku rasa memang sukar nak tahu pasal blog ni.

Ianya berbeza. Tapi pasti sama dalam segi mencapai matlamat. So, aku harapkan sesuatu yang berlainan dari blog-blog aku yang sudah-sudah. All da best!

Ps: Dalam hati aku kuat mengatakan, mengapa ianya berbeza?